Lol! B.A.N Boyfriends association of Nigeria resumes 2months strike. See open letter to girlfriends below

Its been a cold morning, everyday just reminds me that each breath is a gift from God, and that we should really be thankful. In my course of surfing the net for gist, I came across this hilarious letter from Boyfriends association of Nigeria BAN.

Read how they put it below:
From: The Boyfriends Association Of Nigeria(B.A.N)

To: Girlfriends

With regards to the meeting held today, the Boyfriend Association of Nigeria (B.A.N) has decided to go on a two months strike starting from 1st December, 2013.

This strike is not to cause mayhem, riot or any form of break-up with our beloved girlfriends. We plan to use this strike period as a time for appraisal and re-dedication in our supposed relationship.

During this period,all forms of communication (formal or otherwise) is allowed but all form of financial assistance will be put to rest.

We assure our girlfriend(s) that during this supposed strike period, our commitment will be 100% and won't be questioned.

Also, this period, will not, WE repeat, will not pose a threat to the relationship. Full boyfriend responsibility will resume on the 1st of February, 2014 to enable both parties plan for the upcoming Valentines Day (14th February, 2014).

We thank our girlfriends for their anticipated 'Good Behavior' during this period.

Signed: CHAIRMAN (B.A.N)PLS: Forward to all members